One of intrigue

What's love got to do with it?

If I were able to love him, I would be able to say it. 

On feeling included while been at Woodford

You can be a weirdo and not feel strange about it. 

Taking Sides

Typically I sleep on the right hand side of my bed. If I sleep just off centre on the left I tend to have strange dreams. 

Someone called for alliteration.

Dressed up buckets of embellished bollocks.